1 - The Curse of Fenric was filmed in Yorkshire (It was filmed in Kent, and Dorset).

2 - It was a conspiracy that had the show put on hiatus in '85 (It wasn't).

3 - The Horns of Nimon was quite good. (It's not)

4 - Doctor Who will soon be coming back (In your dreams!)

5 - Colin Baker was shite (Er.... pass)

6 - The BBC burnt a load of episodes (untrue, the tapes spontaneously combusted when they were artificially warmed to several hundred degrees Celsius)

7 - Doctor Who was cheap to make (untrue, the cost of taking the cast and crew to a Wimpy Bar for lunch nearly triped the cost)

8 - Invasion of the Dinosaurs features real dinosaurs (It doesn't)

9 - Sylvestor McCoy is Welsh (he's actually South African)

10 - Jon Pertwee is alive and well and living on a space station orbiting Venus. (he's actually living in Swindon)

11 - McCoyites, fans of the 87-89 era are sane, intelligent people. (They are not).

12 - Adric was really a bad dream. (He wasn't. He was a nightmare).

13 - American Who fans get confused and think that the TARDIS is in fact the starship Enterprise. (They don't, unless they are fans of Sylvester McCoy).

14 - Ghost Light makes perfect sense. (They forgot the non before sense).