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I am the very model of a modern McCoy Brigadier
I'm rabidly pro -JNT and -NA, and I'm doubtless queer
I can't abide a critical assessment to be posted here
I spend my waking moments plotting painful deaths for Azaxyr.
If someone mentions Pertwee then I'll raise a mighty battle-cheer
By flaming all resistance I instill a righteous sense of fear
(I'm aided here by flaming from a thousand of my fellow peers
We work in packs, 'cause singly we're easily reduced to tears).
We work in packs, 'cause singly we're easily reduced to tears
We work in packs, 'cause singly we're easily reduced to tears
We work in packs, 'cause singly we're easily reduced to tears
My IQ is so stunted that I always leave a trail of drool
My humour so much lacking I can't see 'Zax "jokes" are really cool
My Zionistic sympathies endanger every person here
I am the very model of a modern McCoy Brigadier.
My Zionistic sympathies endanger every person here
I am the very model of a modern McCoy Brigadier.
I hate our TV history, it cannot compare with guns 'n' frocks
I blindly accept anything 'bout Looms or Faction Paradox
I really think that everything pre-JNT was really dumb
And toadily adhere to all the strictures set by Ormanblum.
My mocking put-downs stifle thought and make you want to watch McCoy
I flame all newbie posters lest they disagree: a clever ploy!
And though the beastly Pertwee-ites stand fast so brave and fuel our fears
The moderated group will soon remove unwanted social tiers!
The moderated group will soon remove unwanted social tiers!
The moderated group will soon remove unwanted social tiers!
The moderated group will soon remove unwanted social tiers!
My twisted masochistic nature means that chaos gives me joy
We claim to hate him, but young Henry really is our pin-up-boy
A "Three posts rapid: chap with hiss" is what is really wanted here:
I am the very model of a modern McCoy Brigadier
A "Three posts rapid: chap with hiss" is what is really wanted here:
I am the very model of a modern McCoy Brigadier
At night I'm sleepless from the thought that some do not adore our chap
But more so that some fans prefer another Doctor's mindless crap
I'm plagued by fears that in some newsgroup parallel, a naive reader
Strays, from rabid rantings of a modern Pertwee Brigade Leader.
I'm craven, tasteless, bullying, a hypocrite, I cry a lot
A Jewish, gay, black, evil, anal, dull, oppressive, horrid twat
In short, in spite, in character, intelligence, in hate and fear
I am the very model of a modern McCoy Brigadier.
In short, in spite, in character, intelligence, in hate and fear
I am the very model of a modern McCoy Brigadier.