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1st Doc:"Hmm m'boy? Why did Chesterton.. I mean, this chicken catch the road? Hmm? Well, hmm, this chicken, mmm, Chetterton, m'boy, what is it about this chicken? I will not allow a chicken into my TARDIS!"
3rd Doc: "Because it was reversing the polarity of the roads nutron flow."
3rd Doctor:"Hmmm. Let's have some tea and sandwiches
and discuss it old chap."
4th Doc:"The Chicken was an imbecile!"
5th Doc:"I'll explain later...."
6th Doc:"Why did the chicken cross the road? Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?!? WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD!?!? Why don't you use your brain, the human mind is a powerful thing when properly used!"
7th Doc:"Because it was a chicken, a chicken since the Dawn of Time!"
8th Doctor:"It's tired of flight, and afraid of flying!"
The Master:"It IS the chicken."
The Master:"It must be part of his plan to conquor the universe!"
Sam:"To run free. We should all run free. Oh God... perhaps I should run free. Perhaps it was my fault. Perhaps I should go after it. Perhaps I should just leave the TARDIS."
Fitz:"Dunno. Has nice breasts."
Sarah Jane:"I'd like to know why. It's very suspicious.
I think I smell a story here. Or is that chicken soup?"
Dalek:"POULTRY LIFE IS NOT IMPORTANT. THE ONLY FORM OF LIFE THAT IS IMPORTANT IS DALEK LIFE!"
Jo Grant:"Chicken? No thanks, I've just eaten last
Wednesday."
Jamie:"Ach, even Tne King of the Beasties himself couldna answer that!"
Liz Shaw:"To suggest that a chicken can rationalize
it's actions beyond a need to feed is ludicrous."
Brigadier:"Sergeant Benton! The stupid bird crossing
the road...Five rounds rapid!"
Benton:"I am not authorized to answer that, SIR!"
Mike Yates:"He's a handsome bird...I'd like to... ah... never mind."